Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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