bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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