well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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