this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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