Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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