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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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