i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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