Nicole vs. Life
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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