god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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