hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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