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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:38pm

    I Can Taste It.....On my Tounge... Is that onion? Onion and Ketchup? It stinks, This is a small room. OKAY, Now the Tuxedos seem kinda fucked up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:53am

    holy fuck. this fucking made my night. it's the last of the weekend, and i've missed three awesome parties with a nasty fever. and this, this right here, just made that a little bit more okay. (and i'll remember not to do this. thank youu.)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:10am

    hahahah this one is great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:55pm

    Not if you've already been arested for a DUI and your in the back of the squad car in cuffs. I made him roll the window down cause he couldnt breathe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:06pm

    i just laughed out loud in my class. love this one.

  • 97 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:59pm

    i just want to know how you fart at a cop? i mean do you literally aim your ass to him?

  • 92 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:50pm

    emphasis on the ass, i assume

  • 91 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:08pm

    This has to be an ultimate win.

  • 87 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:11pm

    this is an amazing move, but a dick cop, im not gonna charge my friends every time they let one rip near me, that cop needs to grow a dick and get on with his life.

  • 94 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:53pm

    LaugHed so Hard aT THis I Cried...EPIC

  • 89 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:39pm

    assault? remind me to keep my farts in around those guys

  • 89 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:06pm

    Greatness. I can see myself doing this for sure

  • 92 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:01pm

    Atlanta at its finest!

  • 88 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:51am

    7:16, the 678 area code is in Atlanta, GA and its metro area.

  • 89 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:29pm

    it is in the category of pepper cans...

  • 78 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:29am

    I know people who would do just that

  • 87 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:06pm

    Haha this is so funny

  • 86 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:18am

    Apparently blowing a hit in a cops face after he already saw you smokeing your joint is assault too.

  • 87 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:15pm

    HA! Amusing indeed!

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:16pm

    totally happened in wv. you stay classy.

  • 88 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:39pm

    Best textfromlastnight to date.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by awatts30 on Sep 8, 10 at 3:42pm

    Ass-ault.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by mikescott on Dec 23, 10 at 1:37pm

    i can only imagine what this looks like... thank you.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by mariomaster on Oct 3, 11 at 6:44pm

    THAT is useful information.