There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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