Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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