I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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