i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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