there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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