Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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