Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Need sex. Gaining weight.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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