I'm going to jail i love you
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize