it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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