Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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