So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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