Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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