That's intense
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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