I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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