Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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