can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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