i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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