If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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