When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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