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  you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"

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• Aren't roommates the worst, OP?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:42pm

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• nice hangover reference 4:36, and yes, nothing wrong with a little bit of natural lotion to soften the skin

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:23am

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• He jizzed on your pants

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:20pm

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• 1141. You're included in your statement. You obviously haven't noticed that this site is a forum for people to post all the ridiculous statements they want, but you probably didn't notice from up there on your high horse. You are a super douche.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:36am

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• we don't know it was a GIRL 2:22... haha imagine if this was a guy texting another guy about his drunk hijinks! "you jizzed on me, brah!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:28am

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• Mouths don't get pregnant remember this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:23am

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• I just jizzed jn my pants

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:22pm

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• There's mental trauma to the family members contacted by police that their recently buried daughter/mother/sister/cousin was dug up and fucked...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:11am

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• Why? Just tell her it's good for the skin!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:13pm

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• 1201. There's nothing funny about people killing themselves. You are a terrible person.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:30am

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• and you point would be?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:14am

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• 9:02 is a dumb bitch that needs to get laid...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:48pm

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• To the OP... Ashley, I'm sorry. It was just too easy. -Dustin

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:14pm

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• I hope all thosetalking about cradle raping babies get caught an thrown in jail and have to meet "bubba"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:06am

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• POW! right in the kisser!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:35pm

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• then we went for round 2, he then yelled "EXTREME MAKEOVER"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:32am

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• U probablly needed it bitch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:30am

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• I want to marry you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:28am

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• At least keep the ridiculous statements on topic! Raping toddlers, really? This text is already about jizzing on a girl! Surely you losers have something to say about that!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:22am

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• 12:48 did you send in this text?! Haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:01am

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• U must b really ugly OP if h thought jizz wud make u look better I'm just saying :-)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:02am

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• One time I busted all over a homeless guy's bears.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:37am

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• A homeless guy has bears?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:37am

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• he should've yelled "Frosting!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:21pm

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• When the girlfriend doesn't like when you jizz on her face, aim for her tits... And aim high!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:23am

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• dead babies don't say no

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:37pm

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• My penis is infected, there is nasty yellow greenish brown puss spouting from my erect penis.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:42pm

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• Eww to the dude below me. Soo if u ignore them I'm first!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:16pm

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• Have some class bitch, good God, you're fucking nasty!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:17am

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• You should of shit all over her, now that's a make over

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:48am

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• 1259 has no life. Posting shit on friday night about trolls posting shit on Friday night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:28am

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• It is good for u N I'm a straight female

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:38am

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• Blood is the best lube.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:38am

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• It rubs the semen on the skin...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:20am

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