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  • 87 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:42pm

    Aren't roommates the worst, OP?

  • 79 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:23am

    nice hangover reference 4:36, and yes, nothing wrong with a little bit of natural lotion to soften the skin

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:20pm

    He jizzed on your pants

  • 77 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:22am

    At least keep the ridiculous statements on topic! Raping toddlers, really? This text is already about jizzing on a girl! Surely you losers have something to say about that!

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:13pm

    Why? Just tell her it's good for the skin!

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:14am

    and you point would be?

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:42pm

    My penis is infected, there is nasty yellow greenish brown puss spouting from my erect penis.

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:30am

    U probablly needed it bitch

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:36am

    1141. You're included in your statement. You obviously haven't noticed that this site is a forum for people to post all the ridiculous statements they want, but you probably didn't notice from up there on your high horse. You are a super douche.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:11am

    There's mental trauma to the family members contacted by police that their recently buried daughter/mother/sister/cousin was dug up and fucked...

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:28am

    I want to marry you.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:35pm

    POW! right in the kisser!

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:14pm

    To the OP... Ashley, I'm sorry. It was just too easy. -Dustin

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:30am

    1201. There's nothing funny about people killing themselves. You are a terrible person.

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:23am

    Mouths don't get pregnant remember this

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:22pm

    I just jizzed jn my pants

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:21pm

    he should've yelled "Frosting!"

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:48pm

    9:02 is a dumb bitch that needs to get laid...

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:37pm

    dead babies don't say no

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:06am

    I hope all thosetalking about cradle raping babies get caught an thrown in jail and have to meet "bubba"

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:01am

    12:48 did you send in this text?! Haha

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:32am

    then we went for round 2, he then yelled "EXTREME MAKEOVER"

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:02am

    U must b really ugly OP if h thought jizz wud make u look better I'm just saying :-)

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:17am

    Have some class bitch, good God, you're fucking nasty!

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:37am

    A homeless guy has bears?

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:28am

    we don't know it was a GIRL 2:22... haha imagine if this was a guy texting another guy about his drunk hijinks! "you jizzed on me, brah!"

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:16pm

    Eww to the dude below me. Soo if u ignore them I'm first!!!

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:48am

    You should of shit all over her, now that's a make over

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:37am

    One time I busted all over a homeless guy's bears.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:23am

    When the girlfriend doesn't like when you jizz on her face, aim for her tits... And aim high!

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:38am

    It is good for u N I'm a straight female

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:38am

    Blood is the best lube.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:28am

    1259 has no life. Posting shit on friday night about trolls posting shit on Friday night

  • 42 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 4:20am

    It rubs the semen on the skin...