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  • 73 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:41pm

    How the hell would it ruin the entire moment? She's trying to sound sexy, and even if it's a lame grocery store romance novel attempt at sexy, you're apparently an idiot and an ass.

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 9:28am

    What should she have said?

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:07am

    probably for the best you didn't get any. heat from the groin usually means crotch sweat. and no girl wants to smell swamp dick.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:35pm

    I had nipple juice for breakfast

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:27pm

    An oompa loompa is a type of delicacy in Afghanistan.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:23pm

    I love oompa loompas. They're so lovable.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:43am

    Your a bitch. She wanted to fuck the shit out of you. Learn to speak woman, you fucking dumbass.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:19pm

    Three words: jelly roll

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:09pm

    You taking it as a bad thing ruined the moment. Sheesh.

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:30am

    Three words: Rainbow. Colored. Unicorns.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:08am

    Well excuse me. I don't have a Randalls.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:49pm

    walmart is a life ruiingng platz

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:45pm

    Ooo I could go for some fried chicken

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:15pm

    he's probably a latent homo

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:59pm

    11:43 Kroger sells books

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:31pm

    my nipples are so hard, they can cut through diamonds

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:43pm

    lame grocery store romance novel attempt at sexy ftw

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:14pm

    three words: i am high

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:20pm

    My spray tan makes me look like an oompa loompa

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:15pm

    three words: one two three

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:50pm

    Walmart sells fucking food and books so motherfucker you suck

  • 38 46
    Submitted by cubenels on Apr 26, 10 at 1:05am

    So tfln won't let me call you a f•• so I'm kust gonna call you the g•yest mother f•cker on the planet

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:32pm

    My nipples can cut glass

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:31pm

    ruined the moment? what are you some kinda tranny? Be a man, just do it! Nike

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:35am

    You're piggly wiggly

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:24pm

    u sure know how to pick them

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:31am

    go into any grocery store..chain or ma an pop place ..they have books

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:13am

    They sell romance novels near the periodicals at Kroger, which is "the second-largest grocery retailer" in the United States. - 11:41

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:28pm

    how can you not know what it is?

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:17pm

    three words: L O L (that was three letters)

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:23pm

    what 'til you see my dick

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:14pm

    three words: i give head

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:39pm

    three words: i give head

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:17pm

    Call 503-252-5279 for a good time! Ask for Shelby!

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:06am

    "Heat of my groin"... WTF??? I agree with the OP, we want women to talkj to us, NOT quote Mills and Boon, FFS.

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 4:07am

    3:06 - 12:00 - Meijer - Yea only a Midwest chain.. Walmart, Krogers, Randalls, Piggy Wiggly, Abertsons, all sell books.

  • 27 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:44pm

    Three words: jerry fried chicken garcia

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:04am

    Oh my god, I totally remember going to Randalls for groceries and my mother buying birthday cards while I read through Harlequin paperbacks across the aisle. Fabio covers and heaving bosoms!! And Randalls is a real grocery store, not some megastore like Wal-Mart selling everything. Where do you live 11:43? In your parents basement? Do they buy your corn chips for you?

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:00am

    meijer sells books and food too, is it just a midwest chain?

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:34pm

    nipple is a funny word

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:24pm

    Three words: I love lame oompa loompas

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:14pm

    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:36pm

    I've never been in a grocery store that DOESN'T sell books.

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:16pm

    three words: text from last

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:53am

    Please stay off topic.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:47pm

    grocery stores sell books

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:43pm

    Fried fucked a chicken? That bastard!

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:43pm

    Grocery stores don't sell books, fuck you

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:21pm

    i'm so high i could look like an oompa loompa :3

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:40pm

    Three words: fried fuckin chicken

  • 28 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:16pm

    three words: i'm too high

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:26pm

    Wtf is an oompa loompa?

  • 33 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:48pm

    Walmart is a grocery store THEY SELL BOOKS

  • 23 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:44am

    I'm a little teapot......

  • 25 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:37pm

    My nipples feel like M&Ms. Peanut, to be specific.

  • 22 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:53am

    Cock (I'm not even trolling this time lol) -dikinass