do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it because I queefed?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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