I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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