my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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