My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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