whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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