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  • 98 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:14pm

    Hey guys, you need to give the thumb some credit. It's opposable.

  • 81 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:25pm

    NOLA! this person must have slept with my ex... srsly the size of my pointer finger. soooooo badddddd!

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:17pm

    Ohhhhhhhh... thanks 7:03

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:03pm

    This shit came from family guy. Stewie was talking bout his"golf pencil"

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:01pm

    yup 6:56 and 6:58 you'd think after all these years of evolution the moderators would pick better texts

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:58pm

    May pencil dick's dignity rest in peace

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:46am

    Get back to the kitchen bitch

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:18am

    My dick's like a universal remote and only the increase volume button works.

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:12pm

    JOKE STOLEN FROM THE CLEVELAND SHO W.... THAT IS ALL

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:42pm

    for natural selection to work, you have to stop sleeping with them anyway!

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:40pm

    CLINT EASTWOOD is a cowboy!

  • 72 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:09pm

    I guess it's not plagerism but still when something is just straight quoted from a show or song or movie or book they should just not post it

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:05pm

    The hottest thing about this is that, for her to know this, she must play golf.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:31pm

    7:09 You can't really expect the mods to know every line from every movie out there. If they think something's funny, let them post it, someone will appreciate it. And to all those screaming FAKE, who cares if it's fake, get a life or go visit some other site.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:33pm

    it ain't long...but it sure is thin!

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:58pm

    wow tell me about it 6:56 this is fuckin retarded

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:47pm

    does this really exist? seriously...never came across a guy less than 5 or 6...

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:11pm

    there need to be built in inch-o-meter in guys that only girls can read. and a built in down to fuck-o-meter in girls that only guys can read.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:35pm

    it ain't long...but it sure is thin!

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 9:29pm

    7:47 It does exist...and it awful...just fake the O and move on

  • 48 65
    Submitted by michael0984 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:41am

    At least he doesn't suffer from micro-penis. Lol. It's an actual birth defect.

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:04pm

    10:11 You're on to something there, but only if the "down to fuck" meter wil increase of she likes the size the guy is packing...

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:56pm

    just when I thought the moderators were getting better.. geez

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:50pm

    Pfft... I don't even waste a fake O on those kind of boys... Fake a muscle cramp, apologize for the ruined mood and go home.

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 6:52pm

    the text is stupid dumb ass

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:39pm

    the dick is only about as long as the woman's mouth but a lot shorter than a woman's cunt. I guess that mean god doesn't want women to choke when they are giving BJ's. How thoughtful!!

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:59am

    7:10 yeah actually we do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:00pm

    I am pretty sure now days they let us women out of the house and they actually allow us to do things. Get with the times women know things. If you're gonna be sensitive about the whole joke your dick might be that small.