I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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