He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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