I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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