Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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