You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
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We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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