:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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