i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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