Ahh. You remind me of losing my virginity. We looked EVERYWHERE for that damn condom.. convinced ourselves it was lost in the sheets somewhere. The 3 1/2 days later, I'm havin a nice pee.. and right before I flush, what do I see? That nasty peice of latex that was stuck inside me for all those days.
What a first time, huh? Heh.
AND, btw, losing a condom does NOT mean small dick. In fact, I think it might mean the exact opposite..
2:46....you're supposed to use a new condom each time...so if you go for 7 rounds, you need 7 condoms...or they'll slip off or break.
And vaginas only change shape after giving birth, so OPs condom didn't necessarily get stuck because she's loose or a whore
And how could not find it the night before "even in your vag"? A condom is a reasonably big object in a reasonably small space.. you can't just lose it. And if you do you're retarded.
Something similar happened to me once... I had just finished having a threesome with my ex fiancee and his wife. It happened because the condom we used was too small for his cock and my vag tightened up too much during the after shocks... it was thoughful and got it out for me
And yes, you can totally lose it up there. It might be big while it's on a nice hard tool but it gets all nasty-fied and SMALL once it gets lodged up next to your cervix. And some of us, despite lots of time LOOKING for it, can still miss it when it's stuck up there.
It happens, especially if you have good muscle control. I've accidentally pulled off a condom with muscle power before, afterward it was pushed in b/c we didn't feel it slip off. The guy doesn't have to be small either...
3:35, I call bullshit on you! What are you? a 12 year old guy trying to sound like a female? If you are a female, 4:49 is right on the money. Besides, your vag would expell it before 2 months.
Wow...next time make sure he's wearing the right size condoms and grab the base of the condom when pulling out. Thank God you found it soon enough. Get Plan B immediately, and maybe make an appointment with a doctor or Planned Parenthood since that could cause an infection.
I am guessing this was from a Sigma Kappa. Maybe a DG or a Pi Phi... Skanks the like of ya, good thing you found that fucking thing, I hope the plan B worked.
WTF 3:00? Are you some sex therapist? Holy shut, who gets on this thing and gives out real advice? Good God! You stupid whore!!! You dumb fucking cunt!!!
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