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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:00pm

    In case no one ever mentioned it to you guys, you should always grab the base of the condom when you pull out - ESPECIALLY if you've ejaculated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    I feel bad for the guy above me...oh, let downs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:46pm

    wait... you said you are in the school library and googling it, and that you found it. sooo.... you were digging around your vag in the library?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:37pm

    That's what happens when you put a magnum on a durex dick

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:11pm

    Loose condom = small dick.

  • 95 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    get a bigger guy so it won't slip off next time.

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:09pm

    maybe the guy should be wearing the right size condom to begin with

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:23pm

    In Farmville we don't use birth control. -Farmville Farmer

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:35pm

    She got it out you fucks it's not like she left it in to rot

  • 61 56
    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:22pm

    In school you found the condom? Sucks for you.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:04am

    GOD DAMN IPOD AUTO-CORRECT!!

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:55pm

    And how could not find it the night before "even in your vag"? A condom is a reasonably big object in a reasonably small space.. you can't just lose it. And if you do you're retarded.

  • 74 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:04pm

    he seemed genuinely excited too. not just like, trying to be a dick and yelling "first" just cuz everybody hates it. :( poor little fella.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Firebirdrise on Oct 5, 10 at 1:04am

    Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:49pm

    3:35 you are nasty!! First of all it would stink. You would get an infection.. And any smart person would see a doc. I call bullshit on u.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:05pm

    2:46 you are an idiot! Can you not read? She was googling how to get it out...pure retardation 2:46

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:28pm

    My ex had one in her for a week and we now call her spare rubber!!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 6:12pm

    oh my god thats horrible

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    I like condoms in my vag

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:12am

    Thank you 2:03!! TMI

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:30pm

    Thanks....just had lunch. But I guess I deserve that for choosing to read this site after eating.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:20pm

    Ahh. You remind me of losing my virginity. We looked EVERYWHERE for that damn condom.. convinced ourselves it was lost in the sheets somewhere. The 3 1/2 days later, I'm havin a nice pee.. and right before I flush, what do I see? That nasty peice of latex that was stuck inside me for all those days. What a first time, huh? Heh. AND, btw, losing a condom does NOT mean small dick. In fact, I think it might mean the exact opposite..

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:55pm

    3:35, I bet I could fly an airplane through your vag

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:02am

    You people are fucking assholes. But I'm calling fake. Google gentle digging techniques, nothing.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:21am

    Now I won't profess to having a huge penis, nor is it tiny. But some condoms refuse to stay put. It's a bit of a pain. And no it's not bendy...!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:23pm

    And yes, you can totally lose it up there. It might be big while it's on a nice hard tool but it gets all nasty-fied and SMALL once it gets lodged up next to your cervix. And some of us, despite lots of time LOOKING for it, can still miss it when it's stuck up there.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:08pm

    your vagina must be like a fucking walk-in closet

  • 50 63
    Submitted by degreens on Mar 22, 10 at 9:23pm

    Aury

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:13pm

    been there... most awkward feeling of your life when you finally find it... ugh

  • 50 65
    Submitted by SwefricanChick on Feb 19, 10 at 11:10am

    Been there, done that....

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:30am

    Happened to me. Took plan b right away

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:18pm

    alright, if you're losing a condom/tampon (like 3:35) there's something wrong. your vag shouldn't be THAT loose. just saying, whores!

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:14pm

    2:46....you're supposed to use a new condom each time...so if you go for 7 rounds, you need 7 condoms...or they'll slip off or break. And vaginas only change shape after giving birth, so OPs condom didn't necessarily get stuck because she's loose or a whore

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:32am

    10:42 what did you not understand about this...? She was googling it in class and then later on found it. Only Simone as dumb as you would do that!

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:20pm

    I am guessing this was from a Sigma Kappa. Maybe a DG or a Pi Phi... Skanks the like of ya, good thing you found that fucking thing, I hope the plan B worked.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:27pm

    welllll that's gross

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:01pm

    And now I have the taste of throw-up in my mouth..

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:42pm

    wait wait wait....you dug for it DURING CLASS?

  • 55 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:02pm

    That is pure disgusting! What a whore!

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    awwwkward. even by yourself.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:01pm

    3:34... you fail. tss?

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:58pm

    fuk someone with a real dick ....

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:34pm

    Yeah. This was most likely a story and not a text. Maybe next year, Champ.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:02am

    Something similar happened to me once... I had just finished having a threesome with my ex fiancee and his wife. It happened because the condom we used was too small for his cock and my vag tightened up too much during the after shocks... it was thoughful and got it out for me

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:53pm

    So, this one time, ... That's just fucking disgusting. He should wear the proper size condom. Tell him he's a small. -White Guy

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:12am

    It happens, especially if you have good muscle control. I've accidentally pulled off a condom with muscle power before, afterward it was pushed in b/c we didn't feel it slip off. The guy doesn't have to be small either...

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:47pm

    sans means without, dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:18pm

    Loose condom does not equal small there are other reasons

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:03am

    I actually do text like this. Average texting lingo bugs the he'll out of me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:24am

    can you post a video of the gentle digging? I'd like to see your technique

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:35pm

    you can lose it. I lost a tampon for almost 2 months... it's possible

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:53pm

    3:35, I call bullshit on you! What are you? a 12 year old guy trying to sound like a female? If you are a female, 4:49 is right on the money. Besides, your vag would expell it before 2 months.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:06pm

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:59am

    Which is why she put quotations around it moron. She probably didn't google exactly gentle digging.

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:28am

    That's so disgusting...

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:32pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:42pm

    Why dont u get some condoms that fit

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:42pm

    Wow...next time make sure he's wearing the right size condoms and grab the base of the condom when pulling out. Thank God you found it soon enough. Get Plan B immediately, and maybe make an appointment with a doctor or Planned Parenthood since that could cause an infection.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:13am

    umm what fucking dumb ass would rate this as a 'good night'? that's what i'd like to know...

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:42pm

    2:03 "First First First!!! Yeeeeee. && That's naaaastyyy. " Kyle???? LOLZ

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:55pm

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:11pm

    nice use of the word "SANS" btw. thats the only part of this that made me laugh

  • 50 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:32am

    WTF 3:00? Are you some sex therapist? Holy shut, who gets on this thing and gives out real advice? Good God! You stupid whore!!! You dumb fucking cunt!!!

  • 36 65
    Submitted by JMH1013 on Mar 2, 10 at 9:39pm

    Oh Reno... And 9:20, don't judge anyone. Obviously you don't know actually know any of those girls. There is more to people then stereotypes.

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:32pm

    what the fuck is sans?

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:48pm

    2:32 why would we WANT to "beat that"?

  • 39 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:04pm

    Oh that's just not right. Erlack

  • 43 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:32pm

    happens to the best of us. my friend had one in her for like 3 days. beat that.

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:27am

    @9:28, LOL my friend. LOL!!

  • 34 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:31pm

    maybe she shouldn't be such a slut

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:46pm

    my condoms only get loose after we've banged like like 7 times and it's not getting half hard anymore boom. p0wn3r 0f n00bs

  • 30 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:45am

    Totally happeed to me, twice. Same guy... took no plan B. No pregnancy... i must not be fertile? hahahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    First First First!!! Yeeeeee. && That's naaaastyyy.