Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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