I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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