But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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