Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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