Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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