i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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