the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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